You have asked and we have
delivered! Nothing on Gods beautiful earth will make you feel cooler or more
Radical! The Official GROOT Shemagh is woven from the beards of long dead Viking
warriors. We have also infused our shemaghs with the tailbone hairs from the
Antarctic pigmy Yeti. This combination has proven to be the most durable and
softest material under the seven moons of Grootersburg.
With our patented unicorn burnishing
techniques, we have created a shemagh that will stay strong under the toughest
of abuses man has to offer.
Some of the testing we have put them
through:
- Moab Hill Climbs at Groot neck speed.
- The Mcafee Shuffle
- The wild WENT tundra scamper
- Valley of Death sun torture test
Through these tests we have now
deemed these rare textiles to be worth the name of GROOT (not the Movie guy)
Buy one now and you will see the
world in a different light......especially if you tie it around your eyes....
None -most if not all of the above statements are true.
